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Up a tree!
Ejaz Haider Sunday July 9, 2006
Source : DAILY TIMES
We had the PPP and the PMLN. Then the Great Leader came and felled them so we could have the current League and the brand-new PPP. Why should trees be any different?
XY is environmentally-bored husband;
XX is eco-friendly wife
XX: What’s wrong with saving trees?
XY: Nothing.
XX: Nothing! That’s all you have to say: ‘Nothing!’ If there’s nothing wrong with saving trees, why don’t you protest felling them?
XY: Because making an effort should be calculated on the basis of its chances of success. There is eff-all I can do to save these trees. If I strapped myself to one, I’d die with it; that’s more insane than being a suicide bomber. Besides, my boss thinks if the choice were between driving smoothly and saving trees, he would definitely take the first option.
XX: Your boss is nuts. He knows nothing about the issue. It’s not a choice between smooth traffic and cutting trees. There are other ways to streamline the traffic without killing trees.
XY: He may be nuts but he pays our bills.
XX: Well I’ll give you the low-down on this issue and maybe you could educate him.
XY: Maybe. But saving trees is not high on the agenda of our organisation or for that matter any organisation. Plus if one of your eco-friendly activists would become the chief minister of this province we could support your cause and say cutting trees is bad. Since none of you losers is ever going to be a CM, and the current CM says some trees must go for us to be in the fast lane, that settles the issue.
XX: It’s not just ‘my’ cause; it’s everyone’s cause. You can’t support the CM if his argument is flawed. That’s shameful.
XY: Lemme tell you the story about Mullah Do-Peazza. Shahanshah Akbar said bitter gourd was a good vegetable and Do-Peazza began praising bitter gourd. But then Akbar changed tack and said that bitter gourd was a horrible vegetable so Do-Peazza immediately agreed. Beerbal then taunted Do-Peazza and said he had shifted gears from praising the vegetable to condemning it, to which Do-Peazza calmly replied that he was Akbar’s servant, not the kareila’s. So yes, if you want us to save trees, get an environmentalist elected as CM. We have to live with the CM, not the trees and if the CM says fell the trees since we can grow more, my boss and I agree. What’s wrong with that?
XX: That’s opportunism; sheer poltroonery. You need to take a long-term view of these things.
XY: Call it what you will but while I can stand in front of a tree and say ‘go to hell’, I can’t stand in front of the CM and say that because he would have me arrested. I can’t say that to my boss either because he would fire me. After which, of course, I could hang myself to a tree and commit suicide.
XX: You could hang yourself to a tree and commit suicide only if there was one left!
XY: The CM has said so often that he wants to grow more trees. I think he wants the old trees felled so he can grow more. This is the way things work; old things have to go to make room for new ones. We had the PPP and the PMLN. And then the Great Leader came and felled them so we could have the current League and the brand-new PPP. Now we have good governance. Why should trees be any different?
XX: Because trees are different!
XY: Oh! And by the way, in case you haven’t noticed, the CM has the Chief Minister’s Green Punjab CNG four-stroke rickshaws so he is concerned about the environment. Here’s the logic: we need roads so some old trees have to be felled; but because some old trees have to go, we need to grow more to compensate for the ones that have been, or will be, cut. The CM has also banned vehicles that emit fumes so that some of the environmental damage caused by cutting trees can be balanced by less emissions. You have to give credit where it is due.
XX: You don’t need to cut trees to grow more; and environment is not a balancing act. It’s not like budget making where one cost can be offset by reducing allocations under another head. Gimme a break.
XY: You give me a break. Someone has to tell you environmentalists that the CM is going good work.
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I found this piece to be quite interesting!!!! it surely takes one back to the whole development versus environment debate. Why could not the government take into consideration the views of independent urban planners and conservationists when it drew these plans? In this particular case, the heavens would not have fallen if the department concerned had invited the views of any concerned citizens or taken expert assistance from independent conservationists and urban planners. Much has been done to curtail the felling of at least 1873 trees lining both sides of the green belt of the Canal in order to extend the road some 18 feet and add two lanes to either side.
One view of this whole road-widening issue is that the poor and marginalised sections of society, for whom the trees provided welcome relief in terms of shade, have been totally sidelined since wider roads certainly are not needed when one's mode of transportation is one's own feet or, at best, a motorcycle. Leave alone the expense of fatal accidents between fast moving traffic and children playing in Pakistan’s largest public swimming pool.
Also, when one takes into consideration that there are four alternate routes to the Lahore Motorway on the North side of the Canal (Ravi and Saggian bridges, Chowk Yateem Khana and Multan Road), it would seem more expedient to develop these, especially because the traffic congestion issue in North Lahore is far more dire than in relatively less densely populated South Lahore.
The public have been informed that the Canal Road needs to be widened in order to facilitate the mushroom growth of automobile use in the past few years. Moreover, a national newspaper by the Forestry and Environmental Protection Department exhort citizens not to plant eucalyptus trees – the species which most conspicuously line the Canal Road – for this Monsoon trees planting campaign on the grounds that “[they] generate heat and [cause] fires” .Never in my life have I seen a tree on the Canal Road catch or be on fire.
By the way, the roots of these eucalyptus trees soak up the excess water that seeps through the canal, and prevents the excess moisture from damaging houses and buildings built on both sides of the canal.
Noise reduction” is a funny reason for preserving the trees. There are other more annoying noises that are needed to be paid attention to. The proposed four lane Canal Road will forever be bottle-necked every time high-density four lane traffic tries to cram into three lane underpasses. The estimated reduction in travel time between Dharampura and Thokar Niaz Beg on account of an additional lane (calculated on the basis that travel speed will increase from a current average of 45km/h to approximately 75 km/h) is no more than 7 minutes.
On an emotional level, one is reminded of an anecdote of when Queen Anne asked Prime Minister Robert Walpole how much it would be to include a portion of London’s Green Park into Buckingham Palace. He is reported to have told her it would cost “A Monarchy, Madam. A Monarchy.”
Unfortunately, residents of most urban centres in Pakistan are helpless in the face of haphazard and unplanned city development taking place in their midst. Paris and London even dont have such huge boulevards in places that matter for other reasons. The key is traffic management and not plain and simple road widening. Ten years down the line whats then keeping us from adding a 4th lane..or a 5th...whee does it stop?